Tuesday, 3 May 2016

11 Funny Cricket jokes: ICC Cricket World Cup Jokes



1) Ponting apni biwi se:
Mujhe Chai to dena
Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke diya
Ponting Ghusse me: Cup me dal ke do!
Biwi: CUP to tera Bap Dhoni le jayega,
Isi me peene ki aadat dal.

2) Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra
Wah wah
Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra
Jo jeeta hua match hara de wo hai ASHISH NEHRA

3) TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai
Guess What?
Socho.?
Nahi Pata?
Arre Dono Jagah.. "DHONI" hai

4) Cup- Pass In exam
Stadium-College
Pitch- examination Hall
Batsman- Student
Bowler- Q. Paper
Bat- Pen
Ball- Question
Umpire-Sir
Play Well

5) Paki: Hum to semifinal Australia se kehlna chahtay thy
“Faraz”
Ye to “Sania” bhabi ki farmaish thi k semifinal Maekeay walon se ho.

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6)
Iss baar to world cup ka ajeeb he maza aa raha hai…!!
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Q K Pakistan semi final khailney Susraal ja raha hai.

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7) Barak obama: "I dnt know about cricket but still i watch cricket to see Sachin play. Not b'coz I love his play its bcoz I want to know the reason why my country' production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting"

8) After poor performance in SA match, Dhoni wears a SALWAR-KAMEEZ, covers face with showl n sits in a bus next to a girl...
Girl: Are u Dhoni?
Dhoni: How do u know?
Girl: I am Nehra

9)  Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Huyi Hai.
Yousuf Hero hoga,, Movie ka Naam Hai..
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11 IDIOTS

10) Pakistani Chacha: Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.

11) Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now Commentator Told Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar

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